Still Nameless House | Tuesday Evening

[robinonadderall]

It was kind of nice having a place to himself. Sure the whole cleaning aspect sucked and sometimes it was scary when he heard strange noises at night but for the most part it was nice. He got to use his jeep all the time and he didn't have a roommate giving him side eye all the time. And he had a kitchen to cook stuff in!

"Stuff" being top ramen. Look, his skills were limited.

[Open for visitors/calls/etc and vigorious SP is in effect]

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[robinonadderall]

"You know if we have human kids fruits and vegetables are going to have to be a part of that mix, right?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Wait... humans need vegetables?"

[robinonadderall]

Stiles started to laugh like Derek made a joke and then... "You're kidding, right?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek gave him such a look for that. "I don't know if this relationship can go on. Vegetables are the last straw."

[robinonadderall]

"Shut up," Stiles said, giving Derek a playful shove. "You do act like vegetables are the enemy."

[justlurkinghere]

"They'd just be better with some meat with them." Like bacon. Mostly bacon. "I have sharp teeth for a reason, you know."

[robinonadderall]

"You don't always have sharp teeth," he teased. "Most of the time you have bunny teeth."

And what do bunnies eat...

[justlurkinghere]

Derek bared his adorable bunny teeth at him for that. It was super cute if you ignored the sharp points on the ends.

[robinonadderall]

It's weird that Stiles smiled at that, wasn't it? "You're adorable when you do that."

[justlurkinghere]

"Fangs and glowing eyes don't scare you, but someone sneaking up behind you does."

[robinonadderall]

"Well the person sneaking up on me might not have been you," he pointed out. "I've got bats all over the house ready to hit a burglar with."

[justlurkinghere]

"Should we get a security system?" Asked the werewolf whose idea of 'security' was a random alarm in a creepy, abandoned warehouse turned apartment that was apparently an investment of his millions.

[robinonadderall]

"I'll be fine," he said with a wave of his hand. "I just get jumpy sometimes when I'm by myself."

[justlurkinghere]

"I could bring Puppy Joe out here." To be the fierce guard dog that he was.

[robinonadderall]

"And then who will sleep on your face and try to suffocate you in the night?" Stiles joked.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek sighed, rolling his eyes. "He stopped doing that."

Sort of.

[robinonadderall]

"I'll be fine," he said again. "The dog can stay with you."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll try to come more often," Derek replied. "Or I could let the neighbors think you have a terrifying black dog."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm sure they'll love that," he said, shaking his head. "What brings you here on a Tuesday night anyway?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I sensed you were going to destroy your kidneys with salt intake."

[robinonadderall]

"And yet you didn't stop me from eating my dinner," he said. "Tsk."

[justlurkinghere]

"I was too late to save you," Derek replied, pushing himself up to sit on the counter. "It'll haunt me."

[robinonadderall]

"It'll haunt you even more if you look in the pantry and see how much ramen I have in there," he said, crowding up to where Derek was.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek spread his legs to give him room to get as close as he wanted. "Will I also find spaghetti-o's and easy mac?"

[robinonadderall]

"Yup," Stiles said, stepping into the space made for him. "Scared yet?"