Lobby at Stiles' Dorm | Wednesday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles' sophomore year was trucking along at a fast pace but he was still feeling the beginnings of some student fatigue. He was tired of having to read textbooks and writing essays. The fact that he knew he had two more years of this plus grad school didn't help anything. His mopey texts to Derek had progressively gotten mopier to the point where Derek actually agreed to interrupt Stiles' studying and visit in the middle of the week.

His roommate was upstairs which was why Stiles was waiting in the lobby, impatiently keeping an eye on the door for Derek.

[For the guy!]

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[robinonadderall]

"Hire me," he repeated, sounding amused. "That way you're guaranteed sex."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek nudged the door shut behind them with his foot. "I'm insatiable, aren't I?"

[robinonadderall]

"You said it, not me," he said, turning to put his arms around Derek's waist. "But I wouldn't disagree."

[justlurkinghere]

"Uh huh," Derek replied, leaning in to kiss Stiles' neck.

[robinonadderall]

"So you'd hire me and take me to a classy hotel--" As classy as a hotel in College Park got anyway. "--and then what?"

[justlurkinghere]

There wasn't any meth, so it was totally classy.

"Well, it would have yo be for something I can't do with clients."

Way to put thought into your cover story, guys.

[robinonadderall]

"And what would that be?" They were creating their own hooker AU fanfic!

[justlurkinghere]

It was like a kinkmeme fill!

Derek hummed at that, pushing him toward the bed. "Maybe something sweet?"

[robinonadderall]

Stiles went along easily, kicking off his shoes and sliding back on the bed. "I guess most clients wouldn't want to pay for the prom queen treatment."

They just had to make non-athletic sex kinky, didn't they?

[justlurkinghere]

"Not unless they are prom queens," Derek muttered, unbuttoning Stiles' jeans, but leaving it there.

[robinonadderall]

"Don't think many prom queens hire hookers," he said, reaching up to tug at Derek's hair.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek grinned at that, pushing up at Stiles' shirt ineffectively. "Well, maybe when they can have me as a date."

[robinonadderall]

"No, no you are deprived of the prom queen treatment," he said. "Which is why you hired me."

[justlurkinghere]

"I didn't even go to my own prom," Derek said, pressing up against him because he was getting into it. Possibly because that part was true. "So, I found a cute, younger guy to live that night again."

[robinonadderall]

"And I jumped at the opportunity," he said, kissing Derek. "Because you were handsome and wanted to treat me gently."

They should write fanfic.

[justlurkinghere]

Their fanfic would be the kinkiest shit out there. Well. Not actually. TW fandom was a scary place.

Derek closed his yes, lifting Stiles up by his thighs as he kissed back. Try not to fall, Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles got a good hold of Derek's shoulders, trying to keep that falling thing from happen. Which mostly involved trusting Derek not to drop him.

[justlurkinghere]

And he was so lucky that Derek had the strength to keep him up. And punch through a solid concrete wall.

Derek moved his hands around to squeeze Stiles' ass as he moved forward to bump against the bed and let them both fall forward onto it.

[robinonadderall]

"Hooker roleplay gets you going, huh?" he teased.

[justlurkinghere]

"You figured me out," Derek replied, rolling his eyes as he reached between them to rub Stiles through his jeans. "Anything with you gets me going."

That was dirty and sweet. Which was very them.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles let out a shaky laugh, jerking his hips up towards Derek's hand. "Come on, clothes off."

[justlurkinghere]

"Nuh uh. This is prom queen night," Derek reminded him, shifting his hand to find the length of him through the fabric of his jeans, moving only just enough to make him harder.

[robinonadderall]

"Prom queen night involves no nudity?" Rude.

[justlurkinghere]

Super rude.

"Means I might make you come in your pants," Derek shot back, giving him a totally innocent look.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles let out a surprised laugh. "And how will that be beneficial for you?"