Less Than Creepy Mansion | Tuesday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Any plans Stiles had of him and Derek going out for their date definitely went out the window when it started raining fish outside. Not that he had plans for that anyway 'cause, let's be real, he knew where this date was gonna go so being too far away from the bedroom would be stupid. So they made the pizza guy suffer instead and called for delivery.

Sorry, pizza guy. At least he was given a nice tip.

[For the date and super SP 'cause, wow, I have a lot of shit to do today]

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[robinonadderall]

"I am pretty cute, aren't I?" Even with pizza hanging out of his mouth.

[justlurkinghere]

It was so sexy. So, so sexy.

Derek rolled his eyes and leaned in to kiss him. "How did I manage to land you?"

[robinonadderall]

"Luck," he said, wiping pizza sauce off Derek's face that got transferred over after the kiss.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek smiled again, scooting in to wrap his arms around Stiles' waist. "Yeah, probably."

[robinonadderall]

"So is your surprise for me ready?" He was kind of sad Derek knew about his, but he kind of knew he wouldn't have been able to keep it a secret.

[justlurkinghere]

"Which one?" Derek was not going to help Stiles' concentration at all as he mouthed at his neck. Because it was there.

And did not smell like fish.

[robinonadderall]

"You got me more than one?" he asked, tilting his neck towards Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

"Yeah." He was a disgusting romantic. Who was nipping at Stiles' neck before pulling away to dig out the first present. "We don't have to use it if--"

[robinonadderall]

"Is this the thing Irene told me you bought after much deliberation?" he asked, sitting up so he could try to see what it was. Shut up, he was excited.

[justlurkinghere]

"It wasn't that much deliberation," Derek muttered, digging into the bag to present the cock ring over to him.

[robinonadderall]

"Wow," he said, reaching for it. "Is that silicone?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek nodded, looking hopeful. "They have other material, but this was suggested first."

To make sure they enjoyed that sort of thing.

[robinonadderall]

"Did you want me to wear it or you?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek made a noise against Stiles' shoulder that was totally a groan. "I thought I would wear it this time. Since you're already wearing something new."

Yeah, they would have been arrested for public indecency if they'd gone out today. "Next time, though..."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm very much on board with that plan," he said, ducking his head to give Derek another kiss. "One hundred percent behind it."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek pulled him close again, kissing back. "Done eating?"

[robinonadderall]

He nodded. "Yeah. We can save the rest for later."

A post-sex snack or something.

[justlurkinghere]

The pizza was quickly moved onto a nearby end table before Derek was bust picking Stiles up and just forcing him to wrap his legs around Derek's waist.

It was cruel and unusual punishment.

[robinonadderall]

"Easy," he said, smiling a little. "These panties aren't as elastic as my boxers are."

[justlurkinghere]

"Think they're gonna last the night?" Derek asked.

[robinonadderall]

"Knowing you?" he said. "No, it's not likely."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll buy you new ones," he promised.

[robinonadderall]

"Such a gentleman." Stiles started tugging his shirt off, doing his best not to elbow Derek in the face while he did it.

He was a little impatient.

[justlurkinghere]

Just a little.

Derek laughed, dropping him on the bed so he could save his pretty face from the violence. "I want to see," he said, tugging on Stiles' jeans.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles laughed a little and lifted up his hips to help Derek along. "Well I hope they don't disappoint. Kind of feel bad I ruined the surprise."