Less Than Creepy Mansion | Tuesday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Any plans Stiles had of him and Derek going out for their date definitely went out the window when it started raining fish outside. Not that he had plans for that anyway 'cause, let's be real, he knew where this date was gonna go so being too far away from the bedroom would be stupid. So they made the pizza guy suffer instead and called for delivery.

Sorry, pizza guy. At least he was given a nice tip.

[For the date and super SP 'cause, wow, I have a lot of shit to do today]

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[justlurkinghere]

"If it keeps doing this, I'm moving." Liiiiies.

[robinonadderall]

"I wouldn't blame you," he said. "It smells so gross outside."

[justlurkinghere]

"Don't let the dog out in it," Derek replied, settling in on the bed with the fish free pizza. "He was rolling in them."

[robinonadderall]

"Ew. He's banned from the bed until he gets a bath," he said, shutting the bedroom door for that reason before going to settle on the bed. "And you're giving him the bath."

[justlurkinghere]

Poor, stinky Puppy Joe. No love for him.

"If this happens again while you're at school, I'm crashing in your dorm." Meaning he'd either find a nice hotel or an abandoned building nearby to squat in.

[robinonadderall]

"I'm sure my roommate will be totally okay with that," he said as he reached for a slice of pizza. He was nice and didn't get all veggies on it.

[justlurkinghere]

Because he was a romantic with pizza toppings.

"I can be charming." Awkwardly charming or 'take off your pants' charming.

[robinonadderall]

"Really? I've never seen it."

[justlurkinghere]

"I charmed you." Somehow. He assumed brain damage was involved.

[robinonadderall]

"I don't recall that happening," he teased.

[justlurkinghere]

"So, this is all just out of pity?" Derek teased back, leaning in toward him.

[robinonadderall]

"Hey, I didn't say that," he said. "I'm just saying you won me over by means other than charm."

[justlurkinghere]

"So what did I use?"

[robinonadderall]

"You won me over with your dry wit and gruff demeanor," he said. "And that ass."

[justlurkinghere]

"And there's your charm," Derek replied. But he was smiling. So that counted as actual charm.

[robinonadderall]

"I am pretty cute, aren't I?" Even with pizza hanging out of his mouth.

[justlurkinghere]

It was so sexy. So, so sexy.

Derek rolled his eyes and leaned in to kiss him. "How did I manage to land you?"

[robinonadderall]

"Luck," he said, wiping pizza sauce off Derek's face that got transferred over after the kiss.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek smiled again, scooting in to wrap his arms around Stiles' waist. "Yeah, probably."

[robinonadderall]

"So is your surprise for me ready?" He was kind of sad Derek knew about his, but he kind of knew he wouldn't have been able to keep it a secret.

[justlurkinghere]

"Which one?" Derek was not going to help Stiles' concentration at all as he mouthed at his neck. Because it was there.

And did not smell like fish.

[robinonadderall]

"You got me more than one?" he asked, tilting his neck towards Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

"Yeah." He was a disgusting romantic. Who was nipping at Stiles' neck before pulling away to dig out the first present. "We don't have to use it if--"

[robinonadderall]

"Is this the thing Irene told me you bought after much deliberation?" he asked, sitting up so he could try to see what it was. Shut up, he was excited.

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