Not So Creepy Mansion | Tuesday Morning

[robinonadderall]

Since Stiles had slept on the couch last night he had noticed roaming dinosaurs and whatnot in the streets of Fandom. Honestly, even if he had been out there he probably wouldn't have noticed. Because he was really tired, okay? Sleeping soundly hadn't been his strong point for...like seven months now.

He had managed to make it to the coffee maker but decided to doze off halfway through, still standing up with his head against the counter and a coffee filter by his face.

[Mostly for Derek but can totally be open to those who live there/visitors. Work SP applies]

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[robinonadderall]

"Derek, no!" Stiles said, trying to use his butt to push Derek out of the way. "You're getting turkey! It's just as good!"

Too bad Mike wasn't here to witness this ridiculousness.

[justlurkinghere]

You can't make him do anything! He was an alpha werewolf and he would should check you right on back!


Okay, so it wasn't full force. Or even close to it. But he was still being difficult and squirming under Stiles' legs for the goal. Oh god, being a wolf ruined all respectability he might have had.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh my god, Derek," Stiles said, holding on to the freezer door handle so he wouldn't fall over. "You're being ridiculous!"

[justlurkinghere]

You're ridiculous!

But that was enough to get Derek to reevaluate what he was doing and scamper back to think about how this wolf thing wasn't the best choice at the moment. While Puppy Joe took up residence between his forelegs. Like he owned the place.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles sighed, wondering how this was his life right now. He pulled some sliced turkey out of the fridge and held out some to Derek. "Here. Meat."

[justlurkinghere]

Stiles, your life now featured a wolf the size of a small pony and a Pomeranian. So.

Derek sighed at him before taking the offered meat. The sacrifices he made. Ugh.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled. "Protein without a heart attack. It's called compromise, Derek."

Then he bent down to offer Puppy Joe a slice. Because he didn't want him to get jealous.