robinonadderall: ([spe] sleepy time)
robinonadderall ([personal profile] robinonadderall) wrote2014-02-15 09:18 am

There Might Be Some Kids Coming Mansion | Saturday Morning

Stiles had a very good Valentine's Day filled with brownies and only slight awkwardness. It had ended with him on the couch alone but, hey, that was the life one lived when they had a boyfriend who wouldn't do anything dirty with them until it was legal in all 50 states. So.

He was still asleep, for once having a nightmare-free evening, and completely unaware that terrible things were about to happen.

[For anybody in the house, their kids, other people, etc]
bitten_notshy: ([neu] distinctly intrigued)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2014-02-15 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course," Jack said, managing not to grin. "It seems like just last week your ... Dad was pregnant with you."

[identity profile] moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com 2014-02-15 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Boys can't get pregnant, Uncle Jack." Duh.
bitten_notshy: ([neu] dancing)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2014-02-15 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"I know, but tell him that," Jack answered. "He spent all last weekend with a pillow under his shirt."

[identity profile] moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com 2014-02-15 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well Dad's weird," she said. "But that's why Daddy likes him."
bitten_notshy: ([neu] hood up)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2014-02-15 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"And they have a strange ability to put up with each other," Jack added, with half a smile. "I won't argue it works."

He finished mopping the coffee off the floor and gave the girl another look. "Could you do me a favor and remind me what your name is?"

And now she was going to think it had been a very bad moon.

[identity profile] moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com 2014-02-15 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Claudia," she said. "I'm named after my grandmas."
bitten_notshy: ([neu] smarter than he lets on)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2014-02-15 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Claudia Talia, then?" Jack checked, realizing what a gut-punch that might be for the parents in question. "I like it. My daughter Christiana's named for her uncle."

And Amelie had been named for Sebastien in a sideways kind of way, and Annika -- he still wasn't sure where Annika's name had come from. And he'd never quite managed to ask about middle names.

[identity profile] moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com 2014-02-15 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"You have a lot of kids," Claudia noted. She didn't see them often but it was kid of hard to forget identical triplets.
bitten_notshy: ([neu] intense in tan)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2014-02-15 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"It feels that way," Jack agreed. "What's it like, being an only child?"

[identity profile] moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com 2014-02-15 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Claudia shrugged. "I get all the attention. Dad says I'm spoiled."

Because she was.
bitten_notshy: ([neu] dancing)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2014-02-15 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dad's probably right," Jack said lightly. "No offense."

[identity profile] moretrauma4dads.livejournal.com 2014-02-15 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"You can blame Daddy." Meaning Derek. "He's the one that lets me get away with everything."
bitten_notshy: ([neu] i see)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2014-02-15 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Lucky you," Jack said, exaggerating slightly for effect. "He makes the rest of us train whenever he can get away with it. I guess it's different for his little girl."