Still Confusingly Gendered Mansion | Early Saturday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Saturdays were meant for sleeping if you happened to be nightmare-free so it had taken Stiles an embarrassingly long time to realize he had boobs again. The sun might have been setting by the time he figured it out. Clothes were once again an issue; any pants he owned kept falling off no matter how tight he tried to belt them. Luckily he knew somebody who wore pants waaaaaaaay tighter than him!

Being banned from Derek's bed didn't necessarily mean the whole room, right? 'Cause Stiles was in there rifling through his drawers.

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[justlurkinghere]

"I only bought one bra," Derek said, voice even higher than normal as he leaned in the doorway.

[robinonadderall]

Well that made Stiles jump, followed by a wince because apparently braless boobs weren't meant to have sudden movements like that. "I was looking for pants."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek rolled his eyes. "Bottom shelf. Get changed, I'm ordering food."

He pushed away from the door frame to walk back downstairs so that they weren't alone in a bedroom together.

[robinonadderall]

Your weird paranoia was hardly necessary, Derek. Stiles barely had an idea of what to do during sexytimes as a guy; trying to do it as a girl would be way too much pressure.

"Ooooooookay." Stiles tried to find the tightest pair of pants Derek owned and pulled them on. They were still loose but at least they weren't falling off Stiles' ass. Then he made his way downstairs. "What are you ordering?"

[justlurkinghere]

"...pizza?" Stiles, you did not look bad in those.

[robinonadderall]

Was he supposed to look bad?

"No pig products of any kind on it."

[justlurkinghere]

Maybe. Yes?

"I have breasts. I'm allowed pork products this weekend."

[robinonadderall]

"So dramatic," Stiles said, rolling his eyes. "It's not that bad."

[justlurkinghere]

"Well, I'm not having a salad." Because they were awful. He sat down on the couch, letting the dog jump onto his lap.

It was possible Puppy Joe was actually Puppy Jane this weekend too.

[robinonadderall]

"You can have pepperoni, you big baby." But no sausage or bacon!

[justlurkinghere]

So, so rude.

"Worried it'll go to my hips?"

[robinonadderall]

"Oh yeah that's totally what I worry about." Not, you know, Derek dying in a way that was practically an impossibility for werewolves and leaving Stiles alone forever. 'Cause that would be crazy.

[justlurkinghere]

Wolfsbane is the real concern here, Stiles. Wolfbane.

"You can sit down."

[robinonadderall]

"Well since you gave me permission and everything." He sat down on the arm chair. Sitting on the same piece of furniture was a luxury that was now gone for them.

[justlurkinghere]

Pretty much, yes. Because they had their own special relationship.

"I try."

[robinonadderall]

"We look different this year."

[justlurkinghere]

"You look... good." Yeah, that was a platonic, friendly thing to say.

[robinonadderall]

"You think?" Stiles said, looking down at himself. "I always think I look like the non-threatening lead of a young adult series."

[justlurkinghere]

"I look like my mom," Derek said carefully. Because have some of his messed up past to feel better about your non-sparkly vampire looks.

[robinonadderall]

"That's not a bad thing." Derek's mom had sounded like a badass.

[justlurkinghere]

"Do you look like yours?"

DEEP CONVERSATION WHILE BEING LADIES.

[robinonadderall]

"Not really," he said. "But I don't really look like her in the first place."

Or at least he didn't feel like he did. His dad might say differently.

[newroutines]

Yeah, okay, by the time evening came, Mike had actually hauled his ass into town for a bra and some other more feminine clothing items.

This had everything to do with why he was now grabbing a coat and hollering up the stairs right now. "Yo, mansion people! I'm gonna go hit on some ladies. Don't wait up."

[robinonadderall]

"Awesome!" Yeah, of course Stiles would find that awesome.

[newroutines]

"I will do my best to make it so!"

But awesome came pretty naturally to him.

"So y'all just have a lovely and ladylike evening amongst yourselves!"