It's Not Even Scary Anymore Mansion | Saturday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had absolutely no idea why Derek participated in his strange bonding activities--Flying Monkeys could have been considered abuse--but he wasn't about to complain. Derek was no Scott but it was still nice to have someone to watch horrible movies with. Making sarcastic comments to yourself was just sad.

The movie he picked this week was a Netflix suggestion after Stiles had been adding bad movies to the queue. Rodeo clowns and drug dealing conspiracies, it seemed like a must watch.

He had managed to not catch the popcorn on fire (a miracle in its own right) and was already hogging the couch even before the movie started. He had to claim his territory. Even if this wasn't his house.

[For Derek and anybody else who wants to stop by and watch a horrible movie about angsty rodeo clowns]

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[robinonadderall]

If he picked Clueless Stiles would never stop making fun of him. Ever.

"Don't think I've forgotten about looking for you in that porn."

[justlurkinghere]

"I never did porn," Derek shot back. He just ended up at a gay bar with his sister.

WHAT.

[robinonadderall]

"You're hiding something from me, I know it," Stiles said. "You're not as sneaky as you think you are."

[justlurkinghere]

"And you're not as smart as you think you are."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm probably smarter," he said. "Come onnnnn, Derek. Just tell me. I'll figure it out eventually, I am a master of Google."

[justlurkinghere]

"Why would I tell you?" Derek. You just admitted there was something.

[robinonadderall]

"Because we're friends and friends share that sort of stuff," Stiles said. "Now tell me."

[justlurkinghere]

Ugh, bringing up the friendship card. You're the worst. "I was a model. It wasn't porn."

[robinonadderall]

"You were a model?!" Derek you were better off just fleeing upstairs.

Though Stiles probably would have followed you.

[justlurkinghere]

"Shut up. You won't find anything." No, Derek. You won't find anything. Stiles had mad research skills. "It wasn't like we got the insurance money right away."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm not judging you, man, you were like made for modeling." And now Stiles was getting out his phone. No reason. "I'm just surprised."

[justlurkinghere]

"I will break your phone." He would. Ask Scott.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles held his phone close to his chest. "I'm going to find them one way or another."

[justlurkinghere]

"Why?" Derek asked, letting the back of his head hit the couch. "If you show them to Scott, I'll kill you."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm not going to show them to Scott, jeez." He would, however, freak out the other Derek with this knowledge. "If our situations were reversed you'd totally want to find my pictures."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek just sighed. "I wouldn't care."

He'd ask Kitty to help find them. She seemed tech savvy.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh my god you are such a liar!" You didn't even need wolf powers to know that. "You'd be curious. Are you shirtless in any of these pictures?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek's jaw went tight and he glared at the TV. Stiles better pick another movie and quick.

Otherwise, he was being kicked out.

So, yes. He was shirtless in those pictures.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh don't get like that," Stiles said, shoving the remote in Derek's direction. "I'll let you pick what we watch."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek rolled his eyes, pushing it back. "You pick."

And not because he didn't know how to use Netflix.

"No reality TV."

[robinonadderall]

"Alright then." Wendy the Werewolf Stalker it is. "I promise, Derek, next time I do something I'm embarrassed about you'll be the first person to know so you can mock."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll hold you to that."

[robinonadderall]

"It'll happen sooner than you think, I embarrass myself all the time," he said. "Though me being half-naked is rarely involved."

[justlurkinghere]

"Thank god for that," Derek deadpanned. Because he was nice like that.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles threw out a leg to try to kick at whatever part of Derek he could reach. "Hey! My body is not the epic disaster you make it out to be. I'm sixteen, I'm still growing."