Nameless House in Maryland | Saturday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had somehow managed to survive four years of college without flunking out and without being killed by some supernatural being. The former was surprising to him; the latter to everyone else. The ceremony was done, his father was safely on a plane home and the only thing left was existential dread of entering the workforce.

Well. Derek and the dog were in the house too.

[For the guy and super SP. Holy hell it's been four years since he graduated]

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[justlurkinghere]

That was true.

"You get to pick the cake flavor."

[robinonadderall]

"Not red velvet," he said. "Or lemon. I'm cool with anything but those two."

[justlurkinghere]

"We'll have a tasting," he said, frowning in confusion. "Why those two?"

[robinonadderall]

"They're gross." Duh, Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

"But why." You know, asked the guy who'd make the cake bacon flavored if he could.

[robinonadderall]

"Red velvet is too chocolately," he said. "And lemon is too lemony."

So there.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek rolled his eyes maturely at that. "You're just going to pick chocolate peanut butter."

[robinonadderall]

"Do you not like chocolate peanut butter?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"I don't hate it," he teased.

[robinonadderall]

"Then there won't be an argument when I pick it out," he said, kissing Derek again.

[justlurkinghere]

"I said you get to pick it, so you get to pick it," Derek said, disturbing the dog as he rolled to keep kissing Stiles back.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles chuckled, pulling back from the kiss for a moment. "You're so mean to that dog."

[justlurkinghere]

"You spoil him," Derek said, tilting his head to add another hickey to the collection.

[robinonadderall]

"Do not," he said, closing his eyes and enjoying that.

[justlurkinghere]

"I've literally seen you carry him to the food dish," Derek said, nipping at his throat.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled. "Like you're not going to spoil our kids."

[justlurkinghere]

"...I am not." Hope you like being the stern dad, Stiles. Because Derek wouldn't be.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles burst out laughing. "Dude, I've seen you with them."

[justlurkinghere]

"Trips to Denny's isn't spoiling them." Yeah, that was totally what Stiles meant.

[robinonadderall]

"Uh huh," Stiles said, shifting so he could put his arms around Derek. "That's totally where you will draw the line."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek huffed, tugging down on Stiles' collar to bite him again. "I'll be stern and fair."

He'd be a complete pushover who only wanted to hug his deeply embarrassed children.

[robinonadderall]

"No I'll be stern and fair," he said, massaging his fingers into Derek's shoulders. "You'll let them get away with anything."

[justlurkinghere]

"You'll be a cop. That's scarier."

Yeah, Stiles totally thought that about his dad, right?

[robinonadderall]

"Lemme tell you something, buddy, being the kid of a cop just makes you even more of a rule breaker," Stiles informed him. "'Cause if you get caught you know most of the guys on the force already."

[justlurkinghere]

"...you're not going for local police, right?" Because they'd have to deal with more werewolf hijinks if he was.