Forever Nameless House | Tuesday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

How was it that Stiles' summer internship was more tiring than the classes? Unpaid hard labor, that's what this was. Unpaid hard labor that was required for him to get a good job out of college. Almost immediately after getting home from the police station he was working at Stiles went upstairs and flopped into bed. And immediately got a Puppy Joe sitting on his head.

Life was hard.

[For that guy that lives there and anybody else]

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[justlurkinghere]

Derek spared a glance over at the dog. "Shoo."

Yeah, because Puppy Joe listened to peasants.

[robinonadderall]

"When has that ever worked?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"It worked once," Derek replied oh so wrongly. He huffed, shoving at the dog to get him to move off the pillow. Gently. Because that poor, innocent dog.

[robinonadderall]

"Were you sleeping with someone else when this one time happened?" Stiles said, trying not to laugh at that idea.

[justlurkinghere]

"Yes, all those people I sleep with," Derek replied, rolling his eyes. The sarcasm was heavy with him. "Let me go so I can take him out of the room."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles sighed, reluctantly unwrapping himself from Derek. "That dog is lucky he's cute."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek gave him one last kiss in apology before scooping the dog and pillow up to place outside the room. It was things like that that spoiled him, Derek.

After shutting the door, he made up for things by removing his shirt.

[robinonadderall]

"Did you seriously give him a pillow?" Stiles feared for their spoiled kids.

[justlurkinghere]

"He looked sad." Basically he was going to be That dad, yes.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles sighed. "Our kids are going to be so spoiled."

[justlurkinghere]

"Are we discussing our future children or having sex here?"

They could do both, buy it'd get weird.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles laughed. "The sex one, please."

[justlurkinghere]

"That's what I thought," Derek replied smugly, unbuttoning his jeans on his way back to the bed.

[robinonadderall]

"Don't act so proud of yourself," Stiles said, kicking off his own jeans.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek pushed between Stiles' legs to crawl forward for another kiss. "I'm not acting proud," he said. Proudly.

[robinonadderall]

"Yeah you are," he said, wrapping his legs around Derek again.

[justlurkinghere]

"You like it," Derek muttered, hands on Stiles' hips to help him out.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles didn't dignify that with an answer, instead choosing to wrap his arms around Derek and kiss him again.

But yeah he did like it.

[justlurkinghere]

Damn right he did.

Derek hummed, moving forward enough to kneel with Stiles in his lap. Whatever would they do when Stiles was actually employed and too tired for this?

Cry probably.

[robinonadderall]

He would probably freak out the day he wanted to sleep instead of have sex. And possibly cry.

Stiles kept himself solidly wrapped around Derek to keep himself from falling over in this position. He put his hands in Derek's hair, tugging hard.

[justlurkinghere]

Then Stiles could have his old person crisis!

Derek growled, pulling back from the kiss to keep from getting Stiles with sudden fangs. "Cheater."

[robinonadderall]

"How did I cheat?" he asked innocently.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek gave him an annoyed look at nipped at his chin, careful with sharp teeth. "You know."

[robinonadderall]

"That's cheating." Even worse cheating than the hair pulling.

[justlurkinghere]

"Is it?" Derek asked, biting again at Stiles' throat this time.

They were awful to each other about this. Just awful.