No Name House | Tuesday Morning

[robinonadderall]

What was the point of spring break if you had tests right after it was over? Stiles should be sleeping until noon and playing video games until he couldn't see straight but, no, he was in the living room with a textbook open. And of course it was for his stupid "Statistics for Criminology and Criminal Justice" course. Who invited math to this degree?

This spring break was laaaaaaaaaaame.

[For the fiance and/or others who want to call/text/visit]

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[robinonadderall]

"Sap," Stiles teased even though he liked hearing the word as much as Derek did.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek shrugged, not terribly upset about being called a sap for this. "Wait until we actually have set wedding plans."

[robinonadderall]

"You already have a buttload of wedding magazines stacked up," Stiles said, shaking his head. "I'm surprised the wedding isn't half planned already."

[justlurkinghere]

It basically was. Shh.

"I'll want at least some input from you for it."

[robinonadderall]

"I gave input." About panties and sex toys.

[justlurkinghere]

"So, I should pick the cake?" He'd pick the flavors Stiles hated, so help him.

[robinonadderall]

"I should help pick the flavor," he said quickly. "But you can pick how it looks."

Unless Derek wanted a Space Battles themed cake.

[justlurkinghere]

That was totally what he wanted. In fact, that was the theme of the entire wedding.

"So a big wolf shaped cake," he said dryly.

[robinonadderall]

"If that's what you want, love of my life."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek snickered and leaned in to kiss him again. "Aww, look at you all ready to be married."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm definitely ready," he said, kissing him back. "You ready?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Haven't chased me off yet." Despite all their drama.

[robinonadderall]

"Good," he said, kissing him again. "Got any plans for today?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Was thinking about trying to begin yard work." And probably kill half the plants he might attempt.

[robinonadderall]

"Yard work?" he asked. "Like a garden and stuff?"

[justlurkinghere]

"That and picking up all the garbage that had been under the snow." Having a house near people was awful, Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

They could live in the middle of the woods after they got married!

"You're so domestic."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm a proud homeowner." Totally different.

[robinonadderall]

"Well don't let me stop you from gardening," he said, waving his hand at Derek to shoo him away. "Be sure to wear sunscreen outside."

[justlurkinghere]

"I don't burn," Derek replied like the smug asshole he was. "And I was thinking you needed a break from studying."

To help him.

[robinonadderall]

"But what about the tomatoes and peas you want to plant?" he teased.

[justlurkinghere]

"You're going to be eating those," Derek replied like it was a threat. "So you can help plant them."

[robinonadderall]

"But gardening is for lame old people," he joked. "Like you."

[justlurkinghere]

"Gardening isn't lame," Derek muttered. "Maybe I'll just take my shirt off and see if any of the neighbors come over to help."

And then he'd hate everything because people would be hitting on him.

[robinonadderall]

"I'm sure that'd bother you more than it'd bother me." Because housewives hitting on Derek was funny. When younger people did it however there'd be issues.