Still Nameless House | Tuesday Evening

[robinonadderall]

It was kind of nice having a place to himself. Sure the whole cleaning aspect sucked and sometimes it was scary when he heard strange noises at night but for the most part it was nice. He got to use his jeep all the time and he didn't have a roommate giving him side eye all the time. And he had a kitchen to cook stuff in!

"Stuff" being top ramen. Look, his skills were limited.

[Open for visitors/calls/etc and vigorious SP is in effect]

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[justlurkinghere]

"I could bring Puppy Joe out here." To be the fierce guard dog that he was.

[robinonadderall]

"And then who will sleep on your face and try to suffocate you in the night?" Stiles joked.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek sighed, rolling his eyes. "He stopped doing that."

Sort of.

[robinonadderall]

"I'll be fine," he said again. "The dog can stay with you."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll try to come more often," Derek replied. "Or I could let the neighbors think you have a terrifying black dog."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm sure they'll love that," he said, shaking his head. "What brings you here on a Tuesday night anyway?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I sensed you were going to destroy your kidneys with salt intake."

[robinonadderall]

"And yet you didn't stop me from eating my dinner," he said. "Tsk."

[justlurkinghere]

"I was too late to save you," Derek replied, pushing himself up to sit on the counter. "It'll haunt me."

[robinonadderall]

"It'll haunt you even more if you look in the pantry and see how much ramen I have in there," he said, crowding up to where Derek was.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek spread his legs to give him room to get as close as he wanted. "Will I also find spaghetti-o's and easy mac?"

[robinonadderall]

"Yup," Stiles said, stepping into the space made for him. "Scared yet?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Terrified," Derek replied, grabbing hold of Stiles' shirt to pull him into a kiss.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles moved into that kiss eagerly, having missed this (yes, already). He slid his hands over Derek's thighs, resting them on his hips.

[justlurkinghere]

He was just lucky that Derek didn't complain about him tasting like ramen.

"Can you guess why I showed up on a Tuesday?" Derek teased, running his fingers through Stiles' hair.

[robinonadderall]

"You mean it wasn't to police what I'm eating?" he joked.

[justlurkinghere]

"I could," Derek replied. "But then you'd just end up eating ice cream all the time instead."

He was so confused by your metabolism, Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"So why did you show up on a Tuesday night then?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"I missed you," Derek replied like that was the only obvious answer. "The dog is a terrible big spoon."

[robinonadderall]

"I missed you too," he said, kissing Derek again. "That huge bed to myself lost its novelty a while ago."

[justlurkinghere]

"Not as much fun to starfish out on it?" Derek muttered, tilting his head to kiss Stiles back. He'd like to say the angle of being a little taller rather than a little shorter wasn't novel, but it totally was.

[robinonadderall]

Don't get used to it, Derek.

"I missed being the big spoon."

[justlurkinghere]

He'd get used to what he wanted!

"You also miss someone making coffee for you in the morning."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm perfectly capable of making my own coffee," he said. "But it's better when you do it 'cause you're usually naked while you do it."

At least when Mike wasn't in the house.

[justlurkinghere]

There was that hindrance on Derek's nudist lifestyle.

Derek hummed, running his fingers down Stiles' neck. "You pervert."