Normal (Mostly) Mansion | Saturday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had come back to town to get Puppy Joe snuggles and to take blatant advantage of the bigger TV. Netflix had put one of his favorite childhood cartoons into rotation and it needed to be viewed on the big screen. So he decided to spend (Derek's) money on an overnight trip to Fandom and was now hogging the couch reading one of Derek's wedding magazines while the cartoon played in the background. He was also slowly eating everything that Derek and Mike had put in the fridge.

It was like Christmas for Puppy Joe since Stiles was a messy eater so he got to eat everything that was dropped on the floor.

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[justlurkinghere]

"I'll replace what he ate." Stiles had problems, okay? Derek had accepted it.

[newroutines]

"That's great but could you make him not eat it all of it in the first place?"

He didn't even care about most of it. Just, not his sandwiches, man.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek stared at him. "Do you know how to make him not do something?"

[newroutines]

"No, but I'm not the one who's looking to marry him," Mike pointed out. "I thought you might have some more insight."

[justlurkinghere]

"Any insight I have to getting him to do things will end in more of a mess." And Mike going blind.

[newroutines]

Mike sighed heavily.

"Okay."

[justlurkinghere]

"At least he keeps the house from being too quiet?" Derek offered.