Normal (Mostly) Mansion | Saturday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had come back to town to get Puppy Joe snuggles and to take blatant advantage of the bigger TV. Netflix had put one of his favorite childhood cartoons into rotation and it needed to be viewed on the big screen. So he decided to spend (Derek's) money on an overnight trip to Fandom and was now hogging the couch reading one of Derek's wedding magazines while the cartoon played in the background. He was also slowly eating everything that Derek and Mike had put in the fridge.

It was like Christmas for Puppy Joe since Stiles was a messy eater so he got to eat everything that was dropped on the floor.

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[robinonadderall]

"Just trying to spare Mike trauma," he said. "He doesn't seem to be in a good mood today."

[justlurkinghere]

"You ate his food." In case Stiles' forgot.

[robinonadderall]

"No, but even before that," Stiles said. "He made a noise at my magazine and was carrying a buttload of paperwork."

[justlurkinghere]

"For his business," Derek replied, thinking about it. "Maybe we should give him some peace and quiet."

lolnope.

[robinonadderall]

"And that's why I suggested upstairs." Because they were known for being quiet up there.

[justlurkinghere]

Totally quiet.

"Uh huh." Derek smirked at him before standing up and offering him a hand.

[robinonadderall]

"We're being considerate," he said, taking Derek's hand.

[justlurkinghere]

"That's us. Considerate to our neighbors," Derek teased, pulling him up before wrapping an arm around Stiles' waist.

[robinonadderall]

"We can be quiet, right?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"We could try out something new to make sure," Derek suggested, tugging to pull Stiles to the stairs.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh?" Stiles said, following Derek. "Have you been ordering from dirty catalogs again?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I have a lot of free time now that you're away," Derek replied with a grin.

[robinonadderall]

"You're killing me," he said, speeding his pace up the stairs. "Come on, I wanna see."

[justlurkinghere]

"You'll see," Derek promised, enjoying the view of Stiles' ass as he followed.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles pushed open the bedroom door, flopping down on the bed and looking at Derek expectantly.

So impatient.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek laughed, closing the door behind them before going over to his closet of sex toys. If he died, someone would just have to burn the closet out.

He picked up a a gag to show to Stiles. "I also picked up some better restraints."

Not that they would hold him, but still. It was the thought.

[robinonadderall]

Look, a closet with nothing. They could have gone full Fifty Shades and had an entire room dedicated to being perverts.

"For me or you?"

[justlurkinghere]

Wait until they had their own house.

"Either," he replied. "It should be able to take fangs without snapping."

Yeah, he put thought into this.

[robinonadderall]

Well the thought of that was a turn on. But another idea popped into Stiles' head as well. "How about I wear them and you ride me?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek grinned, tossing the gag over to the bed so his hands were free to start taking clothing off as he made his way over. "I like your ideas."

[robinonadderall]

"Good thing we're getting married then," Stiles said, pulling off his shirt. "You can take advantage of all of my ideas."

[justlurkinghere]

"You've figured out why I'm marrying you," Derek teased, tugging down on his jeans without any trouble.

Because they were Stiles' jeans, really.

[robinonadderall]

Pants thief!

"And I'm marrying you for your sex toy collection," he joked, unbuttoning his own jeans and kicking them off.

[justlurkinghere]

He did the laundry so it was fair game to steal.

Derek considered that before shrugging and crawling over to kiss him. "I can live with that."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles eagerly kissed Derek back, wrapping his arms around him. He tugged down, trying to get Derek press against him.