Normal (Mostly) Mansion | Saturday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had come back to town to get Puppy Joe snuggles and to take blatant advantage of the bigger TV. Netflix had put one of his favorite childhood cartoons into rotation and it needed to be viewed on the big screen. So he decided to spend (Derek's) money on an overnight trip to Fandom and was now hogging the couch reading one of Derek's wedding magazines while the cartoon played in the background. He was also slowly eating everything that Derek and Mike had put in the fridge.

It was like Christmas for Puppy Joe since Stiles was a messy eater so he got to eat everything that was dropped on the floor.

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[justlurkinghere]

"Of course not. You're too innocent for that," Derek replied with a smirk.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles nodded. "The most innocent person ever."

[justlurkinghere]

Okay, Derek couldn't keep from snickering at that one. "Yes, that's what I think when I think of you."

[robinonadderall]

"I don't have to sit here and listen to you besmirch my reputation."

[justlurkinghere]

"You're right," Derek replied. "You could always go back to your ramen and snowboarder on your wall."

He got rid of that, Derek.

[robinonadderall]

"The snowboarder is gone." How dare you, Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

"But it really brought the room together!"

[robinonadderall]

"You're a jerk," he said, shoving Derek playfully. "I don't have to take this, there's a TV upstairs I can watch without you there abusing me."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll stop, I'll stop," Derek replied, giving him a contrite look.

[robinonadderall]

"I suppose I'll forgive you," he said, giving Derek a kiss.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek smiled into the kiss, tugging on Stiles' shirt to keep him in place for it. "How kind."

[robinonadderall]

"You know we could still go upstairs..."

[justlurkinghere]

"Are you trying to take advantage of me?" Derek asked, kissing him again.

[robinonadderall]

"Just trying to spare Mike trauma," he said. "He doesn't seem to be in a good mood today."

[justlurkinghere]

"You ate his food." In case Stiles' forgot.

[robinonadderall]

"No, but even before that," Stiles said. "He made a noise at my magazine and was carrying a buttload of paperwork."

[justlurkinghere]

"For his business," Derek replied, thinking about it. "Maybe we should give him some peace and quiet."

lolnope.

[robinonadderall]

"And that's why I suggested upstairs." Because they were known for being quiet up there.

[justlurkinghere]

Totally quiet.

"Uh huh." Derek smirked at him before standing up and offering him a hand.

[robinonadderall]

"We're being considerate," he said, taking Derek's hand.

[justlurkinghere]

"That's us. Considerate to our neighbors," Derek teased, pulling him up before wrapping an arm around Stiles' waist.

[robinonadderall]

"We can be quiet, right?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"We could try out something new to make sure," Derek suggested, tugging to pull Stiles to the stairs.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh?" Stiles said, following Derek. "Have you been ordering from dirty catalogs again?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I have a lot of free time now that you're away," Derek replied with a grin.