Normal (Mostly) Mansion | Saturday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had come back to town to get Puppy Joe snuggles and to take blatant advantage of the bigger TV. Netflix had put one of his favorite childhood cartoons into rotation and it needed to be viewed on the big screen. So he decided to spend (Derek's) money on an overnight trip to Fandom and was now hogging the couch reading one of Derek's wedding magazines while the cartoon played in the background. He was also slowly eating everything that Derek and Mike had put in the fridge.

It was like Christmas for Puppy Joe since Stiles was a messy eater so he got to eat everything that was dropped on the floor.

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[justlurkinghere]

"We'll make that a wedding rule," Derek replied. "Right up there with 'don't invite Peter'."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles made a face. "Man I hope you didn't just jinx us."

[justlurkinghere]

"...I just did, didn't I?"

[robinonadderall]

"Totally did."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek sighed, leaning against him. "I've ruined our wedding already."

[robinonadderall]

"You did," he said lightly, kissing Derek's cheek. "You'll have to make it up to me."

[justlurkinghere]

"And just how am I going to do that?"

[robinonadderall]

"You're creative," Stiles said. "I'm sure you will think of something."

[justlurkinghere]

"Are you flirting with me?" Derek asked, faking his shock.

[robinonadderall]

"Me, flirt?" he asked, looking confused. "I would never."

[justlurkinghere]

"Of course not. You're too innocent for that," Derek replied with a smirk.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles nodded. "The most innocent person ever."

[justlurkinghere]

Okay, Derek couldn't keep from snickering at that one. "Yes, that's what I think when I think of you."

[robinonadderall]

"I don't have to sit here and listen to you besmirch my reputation."

[justlurkinghere]

"You're right," Derek replied. "You could always go back to your ramen and snowboarder on your wall."

He got rid of that, Derek.

[robinonadderall]

"The snowboarder is gone." How dare you, Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

"But it really brought the room together!"

[robinonadderall]

"You're a jerk," he said, shoving Derek playfully. "I don't have to take this, there's a TV upstairs I can watch without you there abusing me."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll stop, I'll stop," Derek replied, giving him a contrite look.

[robinonadderall]

"I suppose I'll forgive you," he said, giving Derek a kiss.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek smiled into the kiss, tugging on Stiles' shirt to keep him in place for it. "How kind."

[robinonadderall]

"You know we could still go upstairs..."

[justlurkinghere]

"Are you trying to take advantage of me?" Derek asked, kissing him again.

[robinonadderall]

"Just trying to spare Mike trauma," he said. "He doesn't seem to be in a good mood today."

[justlurkinghere]

"You ate his food." In case Stiles' forgot.