Non-Creepy Mansion | Specifically Under Derek's Bed | Tuesday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

It was dangerous when Stiles got bored. He tended to create little "projects" for himself that really had no point but were something he'd quickly become obsessed with and the next thing you know Sheriff Stilinski can't find anything in the kitchen because Stiles decided to organize the pantry and fridge by expiration date.

Which probably explained why his dad paid for the portal ticket back to Fandom.

Stiles' latest project was going through the clothes they had in the bedroom to pick out stuff he wanted to bring to Beacon Hills and get the rest sorted in ROYGBIV order if Derek didn't come home in time to stop him. The closet had been taken care of, as had the dresser drawers. Now he was under the bed, trying to find clothes that had either gotten kicked under there or dragged in by Puppy Joe.

Boxers, t-shirts and socks he had been expecting. What he hadn't been expecting was a tiny black box that he had never seen before. Too lazy to wriggle out from under the bed (it had taken way too much shifting to get under there in the first place), Stiles brought out his phone and turned on the flashlight so he could see what was inside.

Did it count as an invasion of privacy if this was pretty much your bedroom?

When Stiles opened the box to find a ring he decided that, yes, this was an invasion of Derek's privacy. Because the ring was silver colored (though Stiles guessed it was platinum because this was Derek we were talking about) and there was a triskelion engraved in it. If Stiles were brave enough he would guess that it'd fit his ring finger if he tried it on.

Stiles let out a shaky breath. He definitely wasn't supposed to find this.

[For Derek and SP 'cause we've decided to do the thing but work and hair dyeing gets in the way]

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[robinonadderall]

"Don't tease your fiancé," he said. "It's against the rules."

[justlurkinghere]

"There are rules now?"

[robinonadderall]

"Yup," Stiles said. "Should have considered that before you asked me to marry you."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek barked out a laugh at that. "Oh no, I wasn't warned."

[robinonadderall]

"Want to take it back?" he asked, lifting up his left hand.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek glanced at him, covering Stiles' hand with his. "Never."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled. "Sap."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek hummed, pulling him over for a kiss.

[robinonadderall]

Funnily enough, Stiles was more than happy to kiss Derek back. "How do you want me to fuck you?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Hard," Derek said, kissing him just as he'd requested.

[robinonadderall]

"Hands and knees?" he asked between kisses.

[justlurkinghere]

"Yes." Well, that was a quick and enthusiastic response. "Just like that."

[robinonadderall]

"Okay," he said, nipping at Derek's lip. "We can do that."

After some more making out. He wasn't willing to let go of Derek yet.

[justlurkinghere]

They had a serious problem.

"And then I want to blow you in the shower," Derek added. Helpfully.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles groaned. "I think I'm willing to go along with that plan."

[justlurkinghere]

"I thought you might be." For some odd reason.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles moved his hips, trying to rub up against Derek. "Get on your hands and knees?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek grinned and kissed him one more time before pulling away to do that. "You are really easy to get going again."

[robinonadderall]

"And you're not?" Stiles asked, getting up on his knees.

[justlurkinghere]

"Nope."

Such a lie.

[robinonadderall]

"Liar," he said, playfully smacking Derek's ass.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek laughed at that, looking back over his shoulder at Stiles. "Did you ever end up getting that paddle?"

[robinonadderall]

"I might have." Meaning yes. "Why?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Just a thought." Derek in no way was subtle.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled. "You want to include paddling in our engagement celebration?"