Cold Moreso Than Creepy Mansion | Sunday Morning

[robinonadderall]

Snow was coming and as much Stiles knew he should probably get on the road and back to school before it hit, he was really tempted to find an excuse to miss class and have a snow day tomorrow. You would too if you were curled up in bed and as cozy as he was. He briefly stuck a foot out of the covers to see if it was worth it to get out of bed and get coffee but determined it was like Antartica in the house and he was better off being uncaffeinated and fell back asleep.

But he would be getting up to pack his bag and go back to school sometime today. Probably. Maybe.

He could miss one day of class, right?

[For the werewolf boyfriend guy and vistors/housemates/etc. I am already coming up with excuses not to go into work tomorrow 'cause 8 inches of snow in my area of Maryland no thank you]

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[robinonadderall]

"Well I don't like your mom vans."

[justlurkinghere]

"They're not mom vans," Derek scoffed. Oh so wrongly.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh they're mom vans," he said. "Ask Mike."

[justlurkinghere]

"They're just safer." Safer mom vans.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles chuckled and kissed Derek's chest. "You're so weird."

[justlurkinghere]

"I can turn back," Derek warned.

[robinonadderall]

"If you want to," he said. "You'll just get cuddled and pet more."

[justlurkinghere]

"Just don't tell people that's what you do with your boyfriend."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles rolled his eyes. "I'm sure it's not weird in human-werewolf relationships."

[justlurkinghere]

"Is that so?" Derek asked, twisting to kiss him.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles kissed Derek back, wrapping his arms around him to keep him close. "Pretty sure. And if it is, fuck it, I don't care."

[justlurkinghere]

"Aren't you romantic. "

[robinonadderall]

"Always," he said, kissing him again. "How about I skip class and spend the snow storm with you?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I can't encourage you to skip class," Derek replied, even as he kissed back.

[robinonadderall]

"You don't have to encourage," Stiles said. "You can just silently go along with it."

[justlurkinghere]

"Is that so?"

[robinonadderall]

"That's so," he said. "I can make it worth your while."

[justlurkinghere]

"Are you offering to bribe me?" Derek asked between laughs.

[robinonadderall]

"You have a problem with that?" he asked, sliding his hand down Derek's stomach.

[justlurkinghere]

"I guess that depends on the bribe."

They were terrible.

[robinonadderall]

"Well I don't have money..." he drawled, moving his fingers up and down Derek's treasure trail. He had such a weird thing for body hair.

[justlurkinghere]

Somehow Derek would forgive him this fetish. "I'm sure you'll think of something," Derek replied with an easy grin.

[robinonadderall]

"You could fuck me," he suggested helpfully. "On my hands and knees so you can ogle my tattoo all you want."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm not going to ogle the tattoo," Derek replied, grabbing Stiles' legs to wrap them around his waist.

He was going to tenderly observe it. Whilst fucking Stiles' brains out.

[robinonadderall]

He laughed, looping his arms around Derek's neck. "Yeah you will. You love it."