Info Post: What the hell is a Stiles?

[robinonadderall]

Info post time, yes, I'm excited. Time to meet my new boy Stiles and rehash stuff on my old boys. I did bold it where I added in stuff for my old characters so you don't have to sift through stuff to figure out what's new.

I'm considerate as hell, I know.




[First Name Redacted] "Stiles" Stilinski

• From the MTV show Teen Wolf. Shut up.


• 16 years old and a junior.


• No, I don't know what his first name is. Apparently it's hard to pronounce and very embarrassing. I FORGOT TO SAY--If teachers want to see his first name on a roster and side eye, they can.


• Despite being from a show called Teen Wolf he is in fact a very normal human.


• Though his BFF Scott is a werewolf. And looks like ultron_junior.


• Is not from the same universe/timeline as justlurkinghere and everyonestype. IIRC he's the furthest ahead of the timeline (being post-season one), Jackson is in the middle (being mid-season one) and poor little Derek is the furthest behind.


• Doesn't particularly like Derek or Jackson.


• The "Robin" in the username is due to the fact that he's the Robin to everyone's Batman. He's not exactly pleased with it, but he's not Ron Weasley emo'ing over it either. Yet.


• The "on Adderall" part is due to the fact that, yes, he has ADHD and takes Adderall to try to curb that. It works in the way that he's actually a very good student when focused, but doesn't work when it comes to him being a fast talking flailer. Then again, he'd probably be like that without the ADHD.


• Definition of a spaz. He gets excited/worried/scared very easily and is terrible at hiding his emotions.


• But when he's deeply upset about something he won't say anything at all. Poor bb.


• Admitted to having panic attacks in the past right after his mom died but since he hasn't had one on the show yet I'm gonna assume that it was tied to the recent trauma and something that faded over time.


• He's the type that will throw himself in danger to save his friends but he does not approve of people he cares about throwing themselves into danger to save him. Or Jackson.


• He just...really, really does not handle death well at all. His mother's death screwed him up real bad.


• The Stilinski's have a very strong snark gene. Not to be confused with the Hale sass gene.


• Stiles has a fascination with the strange and unusual. Even before he knew werewolves existed he would listen to police radio and try to beat them to crime scenes.


• So expect him to be very annoying when something makes him curious. He'll ask a lot of questions if you're anything outside of average and if you try to shut him down he'll Scooby Doo the crap out of you and investigate to find the answers himself. Not without OOC permission of course.


• Has a strange sort of logic. He's the type of person who'll go "Okay, I need to see Scott but it's late and his mom might be asleep. Should I call? Ring the doorbell? No, I'll crawl in through his window, that's the smart thing to do". And then later he makes himself a key to the house without asking anyone first.


• Has a strange oral fixation. He'll stick pens in his mouth, chew on his lacrosse glove, etc.


• For a skinny guy he can take being slammed into lockers remarkably well.


• And despite these last two qualities he's worried that gay guys don't find him attractive.


• Hasn't realized he's a bit of a twink yet.


• By January he will have a hoard of drag queens at his beck and call


• HOW HAVEN'T YOU REALIZED YOU'RE A TWINK YET, STILES?

Peeta Mellark

• From The Hunger Games, a book series and so far the only one of my boys with a decent movie adaptation of his canon. Sequel coming Fall 2013


• A baker's son who comes from District 12 in the future-USA known as Panem, a place where children have to fight to the death for the amusement of people in the capital city.


• Doesn't lead a charmed life, despite the fact he comes from the merchant class of District 12. His mother is physically and verbally abusive to both him and his brothers (who I have decided also have bread pun names) but he'd never complain to someone about it.


• Peeta is pretty much the nicest, sweetest guy on earth with a talent for baking, art and telling you what you want to hear.


• Seriously, the guy fits under the Guile Hero trope perfectly and if he were evil he'd be such a magnificent bastard. He's very good at reading people and gaining the trust of others. He's a good enough guy not to abuse that trust unless absolutely necessary.


• Has a pretty self-deprecating sense of humor so he'll be the first person to make a pita bread joke tyvm.


• Very much a non-action guy but wrestles pretty damn well. All that flour bag lifting, you know.


• Peeta is very much in control of his actions. When he does or says something it's very deliberate and it's rare for him to fly off the handle or jump into something without thinking (until I get to the Mockingjay portion of his canon, that is). That's not to say he doesn't get emotional, he's actually very open about what he's feeling, it's just that he won't get pissed and say things he doesn't mean. When he insults you (which is rare), he'll mean every word.


• Really does not like laziness and pessimism, but will acknowledge when something seems impossible. He'll try to overcome it anyway.


• And he will defend someone he cares about to the death. Yours or his. Preferably yours.


• And he's a shorty--5'7" and won't get taller than 5'9" when he's fully grown.


• He's 15, turning 16 in September and therefore has not gone through his canon.


• I have come to terms with the fact that I am obsessed with rewriting first person canons to tell the story of someone else.


• Update: Since I just blatantly handwaved Luke having a cake baked and decorated from Peeta, here's a blanket "Okay" for saying that you can handwave Peeta having baked/decorated cakes for special occasions for you if you want but don't feel like playing anything out. In canon he's like the Da Vinci of cake decorating, so. He can be your Duff Goldman.

Jonathan Christopher "Jace" Wayland

• From The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare. That hot mess of a movie coming your way Summer 2013.


• His real name isn't Jace, it's Jonathan Christopher. His real last name isn't Wayland either, but he doesn't know that.


• Is 16 years old and hails from Idris, which is a place that you most likely don't know about.


• Is extremely well read in books and poetry from like 100 years ago because according to Cassie Clare that's what makes someone a decent human being. Speaks a ton of different languages too. Are you turned on yet?


• Is really kind of an egotistical bitch and he tells you that it's charming but he's really just a huge asshole. It's okay, it's a cover for his brooding exterior (Mom died during childbirth not really and his dad was murdered in front of him not really)


• Cassandra Clare really, really wants you to know that his eyes are tawny/golden/syrup colored for some reason. Never brown though, oh no. That's not sexy enough.


• Comes from a culture where humans (aka mundanes or mundies) are looked down upon so he will act like he's better than you. Downworlders (aka demons, fae, warlocks, vampires, werewolves, etc) will get the same treatment x 1000000000


• He's a Shadowhunter, which means it's his job to protect those helpless humans against big bad Downworlders.


• Being a Shadowhunter means Jace is faster, more agile, has more stamina and is stronger than normal humans. He can jump super high as well and is pretty talented with a blade. His additional angel blood (see below) and the fact that his father put him through harsh training means he's more talented than the average Shadowhunter (of course he is).


• He's part angel, all Shadowhunters are. He's actually more angel than allllllllll the rest because his mother's womb was directly injected with angel blood when Jace was in there. I am, sadly, completely serious.


• Jace is covered with light scars all over his arms chest and back from carving runes into himself as protections in battle. There's a few that are darker and look more like actual tattoos and those are located on his chest, shoulder and the back of his hand. Then he's also got a star shaped birthmark on the back of his shoulder, which is something of a stupid plot point later on, which is why I mentioned it.


• I mentioned he's an asshole, right? I just...even if he finds you the most fantastic person in the world? He's gonna treat you like shit.


• But if you do get to be that .1% that does manage to get under his skin he becomes super possessive creepy loyal. Let's go with loyal. See: His relationship with whenshewasnice


• And then he'll try to push you away 'cause OMG ATTACHMENTS ARE THE DEATH OF EVERYONE.


• An exception to that rule would be not_trivial who is his adopted brother and parabatai. The latter meaning that they are partners in battle and are, in Cassie Clare's words, "closer than brothers" but I've seen Supernatural so I know how close brothers can be...


• Also he's aware Alec has a crush on him. He tries not to use it to his advantage but Jace wouldn't be Jace without that cruel streak of his.

Luke Castellan

• From the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series by Rick Riordan. Hot mess of a sequel coming in Spring Summer 2013. No idea why they changed it.


• Is a demigod, a son of Hermes and a crazyflakes mortal by the name of May


• This comes with powers that are listed here


• Update: I juuuuuuuuust got new canon (ikr?) that gave me new powers for Luke: He's ridiculously good with money 'cause Hermes is the god of merchants, he can open locked doors by putting his hands against the lock, and he can sense booby traps (thief thing, I guess).


• And yes he comes with winged shoes like daddy.


• Has ADHD and dyslexia due to the demigod thing so he's kind of terrible when it comes to school.


• Is technically 23, but has only seen 19 of those years and if you ask what age he is he'll likely switch the subject abruptly.


• Extremely good with a sword and I don't even mean that in a dirty way but I guess it could apply to either.


• He has a scar that takes up half his face and he'll never not be slightly self-conscious about it.


• Update Has wings tattooed to either side of his ankles, a lightning bolt on his left wrist, a owl on the back of his right shoulder and a trident against the right side of his ribs. He likes tattoos, okay?


• Is very egotistical and kind of a jerk, but it's kind of charming.


• Ridiculously in love with that seaweed_demigod fellow.


• Killed himself to save the world. It's okay he came back.


• But can't go back to his own world and to the people he considered family so he gets mopey about that on occasion.


• He has a scar on his side from where he stabbed himself.


• Kinda doesn't know what to do with himself anymore now that he's a retired hero. So you know those eps of HIMYM where Marshall didn't have a job so he just bothered people by asking what they were doing? That's him.

Sam

• I'm Sam. I'll be 25 in a month, woe.


• I live in Maryland with my dad. This is sad. I hope this changes within the year.


• I have a job which whisks me away from my laptop from 3:00 EST until 11:30. I am around before and after and even during since I have a tablet with online access but I won't ping until my boss leaves between 5 and 6 EST.


• But I am always up for SP. I tend to TD if it's something like a common room thread and I'm about to leave for 8 hours 'cause I think I'm a bother after that but if you want to keep it going by all means let me know.


• You can reach me at fh.geek@gmail.com 'cause I am never on AIM anymore due to my wonky hours and my habit of wandering away in the middle of conversations.


• Please don't be offended if I wander away during conversations. It's nothing personal, I just get lost when watching TV or reading.


• Someone should find me a new job. Preferably one that doesn't have me running into corpses.


• I break bones a lot. Two of the more interesting cases would be when I was born with a broken collarbone and I once broke the fingers in my right hand punching a tree when wasted.


• RPattz is lying Cinnamon Toast Crush doesn't have 30 calories a bowl


• I'm on tumblr a lot but if you don't like Teen Wolf I suggest you get Tumblr Savior or following me will be awful for you


• I'm now on a MST3K all the time kick. Watch out for snakes!


• I was almost killed by a spider last night

Comments

[justlurkinghere]

IF SOMEONE APPED DANNY, THE WORLD WOULD END BECAUSE NONE CAN COMPETE WITH THAT HAWAIIAN PERFECTION.

[robinonadderall]

IT'S TRUE. I WOULD FULLY SUPPORT DANNY BECOMING THE STAR OF THE SHOW. IF IT CAME OUT HE WAS A WITCH SLASH UNICORN SLASH PIRATE SLASH CZAR I WOULD SUPPORT IT.

[justlurkinghere]

WHOA WHOA WHOA.

WHOA.

ARE YOU IMPLYING HE'S NOT ANY OF THISE THINGS ALREADY? THIS IS MORE CONFUSING THAT REALIZING SCOTT WAS ACTUALLY THE MAIN CHARACTER AND NOT STILES AND DEREK.

[robinonadderall]

IS IT MORE CONFUSING THAN TRYING TO FATHOM THAT SCOTT OUTSMARTED SOMEONE IN THE FINALE?

[justlurkinghere]

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GODDAMN IT, SHOW. I'LL BELIEVE WEREWOLVES EXIST AND ALL, BUT YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME SCOTT IS CRAFTY LIKE THAT.