Anti-Creepy Mansion | Friday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles was dying. This was it, his last days on earth. He had clearly contracted some sort of ebola-like disease and was in the midst of shuffling his mortal coil. He would die on this couch.

Or he could just be really sick. It was probably that one.

At least it was his last day of torturing people in the mansion with his coughs and whining. He was going back to Beacon Hills tomorrow to torture his dad and the McCalls with it. Everybody deserved to deal with Stiles when he was like this. At least the werewolves couldn't catch anything.

[Open for the people that live there/visitors. Gotta get this brat out of town during the BDE. Stupid job with stupid working]

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[justlurkinghere]

"I'm not sick," Derek said, rolling his eyes even as he shoved a bottle of water and two DayQuils at him. "I don't need to go to the clinic. I'm fine."

Yeah, he was doing this, Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"You're mocking me," he said. "I'm dying and you're mocking me."

[justlurkinghere]

"Didn't you do that when I was actually dying?"

[robinonadderall]

"I knew you'd be fine then!" he argued, sitting up so he could take pills without choking. "I think I have Ebola. Or the Spanish Flu."

[justlurkinghere]

"You don't have either," Derel replied. Ugh, the shit he put up with here. And, if he was helping support Stiles in that sitting up venture, that was no one's business but his. "Stop being dramatic."

That was Derek's thing.

[robinonadderall]

Luckily for Derek, Stiles was too sick to notice him being adorable and supportive. "Says the guy who bought an entire pharmacy when I just had a sore throat."

[justlurkinghere]

"And how did that turn out for you?"

[robinonadderall]

"I haven't used even half the stuff you bought." Mostly because he was stubborn.

[justlurkinghere]

"And maybe that's why you're so sick," Derek shot back. Damn lack of a magic cure! MAYBE IF YOU GOT THE BITE, STILES...

[robinonadderall]

OH YEAH, HE SHOULD HAVE DEFINITELY SAID YES TO YOUR CRAZY UNCLE, DEREK.

"I probably would have died of an overdose if I took all that," he said. "And you'd have to explain it to my dad."

[justlurkinghere]

"You would not have." He had a long discussion about that with the Sheriff while attempting to get that stupid soup recipe.

Somewhere in the background, Puppy Joe was sliding on by thanks to the random ice. It sort of ruined the argument mood.

[robinonadderall]

"The dog's going to give himself a concussion," Stiles said before attempting to cough his lungs out.

[justlurkinghere]

"He likes it," Derek replied, rubbing Stiles' back with the palm of his hand like that helped.

The dog took after Derek and his freakish grace on the ice.

[newroutines]

"If I catch your plague, I'm gonna kill you," Mike informed Stiles as he came into the living room. And then promptly slipped and had to grab for the wall to steady himself as the bit of floor turned to ice under his feet.

"Motherfu-- okay. I guess the island doesn't like my empty threats."

[robinonadderall]

"What the hell was that?" Stiles asked, laughing until it turned into a coughing fit.

[newroutines]

"Ice on the floor." He peered at his feet, then shook his head. "I don't know, maybe that's today's thing."

[robinonadderall]

"There's been things?" he asked.

[newroutines]

"There's been things," Mike confirmed, as he made his way off the patch of ice. carefully. "Marzipan and people turning Christmassy colors and whatever."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm missing all the good stuff," Stiles griped. "It isn't fair."

[newroutines]

"Yeah, I bet you're just dying to get turned into random colors and sing carols."

Mike didn't think so.

"In retrospect, though, I should probably have brought some of the marzipan in."

[robinonadderall]

"Yes you should have!" Even though Stiles wasn't in the mood to eat anything. "I did sing carols though. It was awful."

[newroutines]

"Because you don't like singing, or because you don't like being forced to?"

You had to be specific.

[robinonadderall]

"I sang with Derek." That should be enough of an explanation.

[newroutines]

The face Mike pulled suggested it was.

"Ohh. Oh, got it. Terrible, right?"

[robinonadderall]

"We sang 'Baby, It's Cold Outside', so yes," he said. "It was terrible."