robinonadderall: ([older] you're embarrassing me derek)
robinonadderall ([personal profile] robinonadderall) wrote2013-06-15 09:22 am

Mansion That Is Not In Fact 20 Years Older | Saturday Morning

Even after 20 years, some things didn't change. Stiles still refused to use his first name, he still talked in his sleep and he still liked to sleep cuddled up next to Derek. Only now he didn't have to hide the fact that he enjoyed it. Even if he did complain about Derek being a cuddler for old time's sake sometimes.

"Scratchy," Stiles mumbled, nowhere near fully awake when he said it. Being married to a living spacer heater meant Stiles actually slept with his shirt off more often than not which gave Derek more area to massacre Stiles with stubble burn. It made Stiles look like he had some weird rash most of the time.

[For the now husband and the other person in the house! And anybody else that wants to knock on the door I guess]
justlurkinghere: (20YR - what did Stiles do now?)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-06-15 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
One might think he grew a beard out of self defense, but Derek healed too quickly for that to be effective on him. So, sucks to be you, Stiles.

"Too early, Stiles," Derek muttered back. Because it really was, damn it.
justlurkinghere: (20YR - SIGH)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-06-15 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Because maybe a certain someone always used it all. Stiles, your hair didn't need to be that fluffy.

...okay, he was lying. It really did. But, you could cut the conditioner usage in half. Easy.

Derek purposely rubbed his face against Stiles one last time before letting him go to stretch out on the bed.
justlurkinghere: (20YR - side eye)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-06-15 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Derek just rolled his eyes. The paused as he took in the surroundings. And the dog eyeing them both from it's little steps onto the bed.

"...did we come back to Fandom in time for something weird?"

Hey there, Puppy Joe. Being alive still and all.
justlurkinghere: (20YR - SIGH)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-06-15 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That earned him the grumpiest sigh. Because some things never changed. "We're not dead," Derek replied, leaving the 'you moron' part unsaid but obvious from his tone.
justlurkinghere: (20YR - talking at you)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-06-15 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Derek wasn't allowed to solve mysteries anymore.

He was, however, allowed to roll his eyes in a dramatic fashion and toss his share of the blanket over onto Stiles as he got out of bed. "I'm making breakfast. If you're not down by the time I'm done cooking, I'm eating it all myself."

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newroutines: ([neu] Down to business.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2013-06-15 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
As seemed to be the case more often than not, Mike had been left unaffected by the current weirdness. And he didn't even have any kind of a sixth sense about these things, so...

He was just going to wander into the kitchen right now to get breakfast like this was any other morning, pulling a tank top on over his head on the way. He felt like having bacon.
justlurkinghere: (20YR - his password is STILL Allison?)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-06-15 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
He was in luck that bacon was already being made. Also, coffee. Just don't touch the cup on the counter or Derek would choke a bitch.

"...fandom thing," Derek said with a sigh, dropping one of the reject pancakes for the dog.
newroutines: ([neu] Words right?)

[personal profile] newroutines 2013-06-15 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"... Uh, what?"

One day Mike was going to be a little quicker on the uptake about this stuff. But this was not that day.

Maybe next year or something.
justlurkinghere: (20YR - Derek)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-06-15 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're young again," Derek pointed out. Because clearly that was what happened here. Since both he and Stiles were their normal ages.

Clearly.
newroutines: ([neu] Oh I see.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2013-06-15 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm... not really sure that's what's happening here."

Gold star, Mike.
justlurkinghere: (20YR - his password is STILL Allison?)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-06-15 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Derek stared at him for a moment before sighing dramatically and going back to his pancake making. "I hate this place."
newroutines: ([neu] You are getting douchey.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2013-06-15 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, you're not the only one." Mike's face was going to freeze on permanent wtf soon. "Derek? Seriously?"
justlurkinghere: (20YR - SIGH)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-06-15 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Know any other people who cook here?" Probably, yes. "Stiles is upstairs."
newroutines: ([neu] Really? No.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2013-06-15 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course he is," Mike said. "That's like the least surprising thing about all of this, come on."

The details of that would still manage to surprise him.

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newroutines: ([neu] Puppy.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2013-06-15 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi," said Mike. Who had a solid guess as to who this was, but that didn't stop him from looking weirded out. "Thanks."

Politeness was a thing to keep hold of even in the weirdest of times.

"You too."
newroutines: ([neu] Shall leave now.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2013-06-15 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I'm still not sure it's me that anything's happened to."

Shhh, Mike, don't reason with the affected. You have more interesting things to think about.

"... Wait, am I the youngest person here right now?"
newroutines: ([neu] Well I would do it.)

[personal profile] newroutines 2013-06-15 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"No," Mike said, as if he could stop it. "That's too weird."

Like everything else wasn't.

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