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Room 329 | Wednesday Morning

Stiles, sadly, woke up this morning before his dream involving him, Lydia, and Danny doing dirty things in a Barnes & Noble got to the really good stuff. Which was probably for the best since he did have a roommate and he wasn't looking to have to explain that mess to anyone. But he'd keep it in mind when he was in the shower later. First he had to check to see if there was another window surprise this morning. Was it too much to hope that maybe the last two days had been some sort of a fluke?

Yes, yes it was. "OH MY GOD THUMPER NO!"

Stiles groaned and covered his eyes. Goddammit, Derek. Goddammit.

[Door closed, post open]
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[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-04-03 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"What's a thumper?" Cade mumbled.
robinonadderall: ([neg] gonna stab myself in the face)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-04-03 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"What you don't know--" Oh right, Cade was even more pop culture deprived than Derek. "It's a bunny!"

A poor, cute, dead bunny.

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-04-03 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"And I didn't even check for zombie duck cooties yet," Cade complained. "A karking bunny?!"
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[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-04-03 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'll get rid of it," Stiles said, moving back to his desk to get a ruler or something to push the thing off the window sill. He wasn't touching it with his fingers, no way. "I think I figured out what's going on with this and I'm gonna fix it before a deer or a mountain lion gets shoved through our window, I swear."

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-04-03 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Cade made a face. "Gross," he said emphatically. "That's gotta give us some kind of disease."
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[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-04-03 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"I know it sounds completely insane but I think it was meant as a gift," Stiles said. "You know, like how dogs and cats bring you dead stuff as gifts?"

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-04-03 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Cade gave him a blank look: not a lot of pets growing up on a pirate ship.

"No."
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[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-04-03 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh. Well they do," he said. "I think Derek's doing that for me. 'Cause of the weird island sexy thing."

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-04-03 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Cade stared at him.

"That is the karking weirdest thing I've ever heard."
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[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-04-03 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah it's most definitely not okay," he said, frowning as he pushed the bunny off the window sill with a ruler. Sorry, people below. "But at least it's not some psycho trying to send us death threats."

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-04-03 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"I told Atton to stop doing it yesterday," Cade said.

And was now stuck with the nickname Duckfucker for the foreseeable future. Long story.
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[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-04-03 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"You really think he'd do that?" Stiles asked. "And could reach this floor?"

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-04-03 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Cade shrugged. "He's a dick, so...probably?"
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[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-04-03 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sounds like you have an awesome friendship," Stiles said. And he didn't even know about the duckfucker thing. "I'm gonna track down Derek and make sure it was him. And then convince him there's other ways of showing affection that aren't unsanitary."

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-04-03 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Like--" Cade cast around for what you were supposed to do when you wanted to have sex with someone (which was what he figured Derek was trying to convey). "--paying for the hotel?"

SO CLASSY.
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[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-04-03 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dude I'm underage." Ah, the Derek excuse. "And he's my teacher."

That excuse was a little more valid.

"And he has issues, clearly."

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-04-03 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, yeah," Cade said dryly.
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[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-04-03 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not gonna sleep with him." Cuddle with...probably.

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-04-04 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Cade shrugged. "If you say so. I don't karking care one way or another. Just get him to stop wit the dead animals."
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