Normal (Mostly) Mansion | Saturday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

Stiles had come back to town to get Puppy Joe snuggles and to take blatant advantage of the bigger TV. Netflix had put one of his favorite childhood cartoons into rotation and it needed to be viewed on the big screen. So he decided to spend (Derek's) money on an overnight trip to Fandom and was now hogging the couch reading one of Derek's wedding magazines while the cartoon played in the background. He was also slowly eating everything that Derek and Mike had put in the fridge.

It was like Christmas for Puppy Joe since Stiles was a messy eater so he got to eat everything that was dropped on the floor.

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[robinonadderall]

He laughed. "That's the rule?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I'll have to get rid of all the toys too," Derek said with a sad little sigh.

[robinonadderall]

"Reconsidering this marriage thing," he teased.

[justlurkinghere]

"Lights off, under the covers," Derek continued, unable to keep from grinning. "Maybe a blowjob on our anniversary."

[robinonadderall]

He huffed. "You'd never survive. You love blowjobs too much."

[justlurkinghere]

"I do not," Derek lied.

[robinonadderall]

"Bullshit," Stiles said. "Absolute bullshit."

[justlurkinghere]

"What makes you think I like them so much?" he asked.

[robinonadderall]

He smirked. "'Cause you can't keep your mouth off my dick."

[justlurkinghere]

Rude and totally inaccurate. Unless you were using facts.

"Still sounds like wishful thinking on your part," Derek teased.

[robinonadderall]

He shrugged. "Well you do have a great mouth."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm not the one who assaults anything that can fit in his mouth."

Oh, he went there.

[robinonadderall]

"I don't know what you're talking about."

[justlurkinghere]

"Really. Should I get some straws so you can mangle them?" Derek asked, twisting so he could switch their positions.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles huffed when he found himself on his back again. "You can't resist manhandling me."

[justlurkinghere]

"It helps that I can smell that you enjoy it," Derek replied, scenting at Stiles' throat.

[robinonadderall]

"I do," he admitted. He slid his hands down to grope Derek's ass. Oops.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek had to laugh at that, reaching for the lube to drop onto Stiles' chest. "Find something you like there?"

[robinonadderall]

"Maybe," he said, squeezing his ass before grabbing the bottle. "Roll over?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek leaned down to kiss him again before complying with the request. "I like your oral fixation," he added. "When we're not out in public."

[robinonadderall]

"I can't stop from eating in public," Stiles said, getting up on his knees. "You're gonna have to stop being a pervert about me eating."

[justlurkinghere]

"How would you like it if I aggressively licked everything I ate?"

[robinonadderall]

"I don't do that!"

[justlurkinghere]

"Uh huh."

Derek was a jerk. Sorry not sorry.

[robinonadderall]

For that Stiles wasn't going to warm up the lube for Derek. And he was going to make a bit of a mess of it when he poured lube directly on him. He could be a jerk too!