Beacon Hills | Saturday Evening

[robinonadderall]

Stiles really regretted not getting a job this summer. The whole "freedom to do whatever I want" thing got boring a few weeks after his classes ended. He didn't want to spend forever in Fandom and Scott had that job thing going on so Stiles made do with watching daytime television and making copious amounts of ramen.

It was mindnumbingly boring.

He wondered if Derek got the hint that he was bored after texting him constantly for the last week or so.

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[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled. "Good. He hasn't scared you away from sleeping over here tonight, right?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Unless you feel like finding a hotel nearby, I don't have much of a choice, do I?" he teased dryly, grabbing a burger for himself from Stiles' bag.

[robinonadderall]

"Hey, after we broke the bed I wasn't sure if you could look my dad in the eye again," Stiles said. "I thought you would die from embarrassment at breakfast the next day."

[justlurkinghere]

"You both have no shame at all," Derek shot back. "I thought my family was bad enough."

[robinonadderall]

"Having some regrets about marrying into this family?" he asked before shoving a handful of fries in his mouth.

[justlurkinghere]

Gross, Stiles. Gross.

"More and more with each passing day."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm not giving the ring back." So there.

[justlurkinghere]

"Then I guess I'm just stuck dealing with your family."

[robinonadderall]

"You're in for a life of torture," he joked, leaning back against the couch. "What are we doing tonight?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Hopefully not watching cartoon," Derek replied, shifting in place so he could shove his legs over Stiles' lap. Rudely.

[robinonadderall]

"What's wrong with cartoons?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"The ones these days don't make sense." Oh god, act more old, Derek.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles rolled his eyes. "Okay, grandpa."

[justlurkinghere]

"You're the one marrying me."

He was also a sugar daddy. So.

[robinonadderall]

"Well maybe I'm into out of touch old guys."

[justlurkinghere]

"So, if I become hip, you'll have to dump me?"

[robinonadderall]

He nodded. "Yup, exactly."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek considered that, taking a bite of his burger. "You'll have to let me know what's hip so I avoid it."

He was already doing it by saying 'hip'.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles snorted. "You're not gonna need any help from me."

[justlurkinghere]

"Is that why we're staying in?" Derek said, looking wounded. Oh so wounded. "You're ashamed of how old I am?"

[robinonadderall]

"More like if we go out in public I know you'll get us arrested for public indecency."

[justlurkinghere]

"Will not." Well. Probably not?

[robinonadderall]

"Bullshit," Stiles said. "I know your thing about public sex and we're not about to do it in the town where my dad is in charge."

[justlurkinghere]

"Fine. Next time we're on a roadtrip then."

What.

[robinonadderall]

"What?"