Oh god, Monday morning would involve so, so much shouting about this.

"No, don't punish me!" Derek gasped. And growled. Grasped? Damn it, that's an actual word. Never mind that now! He took his shirt off to reveal those bangin' abs once again. The actor worked really hard on them and needed to show off. Because the next time will only be in some weird hallucination in which he's randomly damp.

Yeah. We're onto you, Jeff Davis.