"Please, Derek! I need you," he said, squirming around a bit in an attempt to remind Derek that there was a nubile teenage body underneath him. "I trust you, I know you won't bite me or claw me and I'm sure you'd tell me if you had freaky werewolf anatomy, right?"

Wait. Right? Because Stiles wasn't here for mpreg. They didn't even have the canon to smush thier parents names together to name the baby.