Totes Not Creepy Mansion | Tuesday Afternoon

[robinonadderall]

"What makes you think I want to come home any time soon?"

Because Stiles really didn't, no matter how much Scott wanted it to happen. Or needed it to happen in this case, because apparently trying to teach a girl who had spent her formative years as a coyote to be more human was difficult, who knew?

"I know," Scott said. "But this is important. Teaching her how to control her abilities I can do. Teaching her that it's not okay to kill small woodland animals and eating them raw? I'm having a tougher time with."

"Ew." Stiles wrinkled up his nose at the thought even though Scott couldn't see his disgust over the phone. "What makes you think she'd listen to me?"

"She trusts you for some reason, dude." Scott said. "I think that time at Eichen House together helped."

"Right, that whole day and a half we spent together," Stiles said, rolling his eyes. Though he did feel bad Malia was having difficulty with everything. It was their fault she was human again. "Look, okay, I'll figure something out. But I can't spend my whole summer making trips to Beacon Hills all the time. Shit's expensive."

And he was worried enough about his financial situation at the moment.

"I get it, do what you can," Scott said. "Malia will really appreciate it. Deep down."

Because, yeah, she probably wouldn't show that she was thankful.

"Sure she will," Stiles said. "I'll talk to you later, Scott."

[Open to the people that live there/visitors of course]

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[justlurkinghere]

"Stiles..."

Yes, it had been a while for this. But Derek had a mission here! One for wall sex.

It would happen when he could think clearly again and Stiles' mouth wasn't driving him crazy.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles was totally behind the wall sex mission. He was just behind the blowing Derek mission too. He was attempting to do both!

He put one of his hands on Derek's hip to keep himself steady while he blew Derek, unable to keep from moaning a little once he really got into it. That oral fixation really paid off sometimes.

[justlurkinghere]

It really, really did. So did all that porn viewing.

Derek closed his eyes, hands moving up from Stiles' shoulders to his hair and then back down again like he was petting him. He choked back a few more groans, at least trying to save poor Mike's sanity a little bit.

Tiny bit.

[robinonadderall]

Mike's sanity was going to completely go if he was in the house once they got to the wall sex, let's be real.

Speaking of-- "Lube."

[justlurkinghere]

This is what happens when you let creepy guys stay in your house. This right here.

Derek blinked at that, trying to focus on the task at hand. "Still in the drawer," he replied, reaching down to drag Stiles back up for a kiss.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled into the kiss because this kind of clinginess was needed after the fight they had. Because it was completely normal to be this cuddly after screaming at each other.

Derek needed to go back to therapy and Stiles needed to start it, clearly.

"I'll get it," he said. "You finish taking your pants off."

[justlurkinghere]

Pff. Are you implying they lacked healthy coping methods? Don't be silly!

Derek laughed at that, working on shoving his pants off. Because yes, he'd do what you said, Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles went for the lube, thankful he had the foresight to stash it there. He was back to Derek quickly, smacking his ass as he passed by him. "Finally got them off, I see."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek grinned around fangs, snapping his teeth at Stiles playfully. He turned in place to follow along like an overgrown puppy.

[robinonadderall]

When Stiles saw the fangs he immediately went to pull Derek in for a kiss. A very, very careful kiss.

Again with him being weird.

[justlurkinghere]

So weird. But the kiss ended with a careful bite at Stiles' chin. So. Glass houses.

"How do you want to do this?" Derek asked, bracketing Stiles in against the wall with his body.

[robinonadderall]

"Um." Admittedly he hadn't thought the mechanics through on this too much. "I can face the wall and lean against it while you get me ready and then you can pick me up again when we're good to go?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek kindly nipped at him again with purely human teeth. "Alright."

He grabbed for Stiles' hand, taking the bottle from him.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles leaned in to give Derek one more kiss before turning around and facing the wall. He had seen this position in a lot of porn.

[justlurkinghere]

This is what happens when their main point of reference is porn.

Derek kissed the back of Stiles' neck, where he still had a bruise from before. He was going to keep up this painfully romantic kissing even as he slowly pressed a slick finger into Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles exhaled slowly, putting his arms up against the wall to lean against. "Next lunar eclipse is in October. It's gonna be a long time before I can return the favor with hickeys."

[justlurkinghere]

"Looking forward to it," Derek assured him, tilting his head to watch Stiles' expression as he stretched him. "Really, really looking forward to it."

[robinonadderall]

"Me too," he said, tilting his head a little so he could kiss Derek. "I can take more."

[justlurkinghere]

If he was going to be like that, Derek was going to add a second finger and ruthlessly curl them down. Because he was trying to break Mike's brain.

[robinonadderall]

Derek was rewarded with a loud moan. Really loud. Stiles jerked against Derek, pushing back against his fingers. "Fuck, Derek!"

Sorry, Mike, So sorry.

[justlurkinghere]

"Shhh," Derek whispered, not helping at all by working in another finger for a stretch.

[robinonadderall]

"Fuck," he said in a much softer tone this time. "Come on, Derek, hurry."

He wanted to be fucked, like, now.

[justlurkinghere]

"Just a little more," Derek soothed, petting Stiles' hip with his free hand. Because if he touched himself, this would be over nowish.

[robinonadderall]

"If told you I fingered myself in the shower earlier would that get you to go faster?" he said, starting to pant a little.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek groaned against Stiles' shoulder for that. "Not unless you want this over very quickly."

Did he sound strained? Because he was.